{"product_id":"if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-deluxe-cross-stitch-kit","title":"If At First You Don't Succeed Cross Stitch Kit","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"192\" data-end=\"250\"\u003eIf At First You Don’t Succeed – Deluxe Cross Stitch Kit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"252\" data-end=\"339\"\u003e“If at first you don’t succeed… it’s only attempted murder.\" You’ve got to keep trying! Not everyone gets it on the first go!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"341\" data-end=\"599\"\u003eDark humor, but make it cozy. This deluxe cross stitch kit is for stitchers who enjoy a little bite with their needlework—clever, irreverent, and best appreciated by those who understand that crafting can be both soothing \u003cem data-start=\"563\" data-end=\"568\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e a place for mischievous humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"601\" data-end=\"843\"\u003eDesigned for relaxed, at-home stitching, this kit includes everything you need to bring the quote to life one stitch at a time. It’s a project that rewards patience, embraces the absurd, and is guaranteed to earn knowing laughs once finished.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"848\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"874\"\u003eWhy you’ll love it\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"1208\"\u003eThis kit balances comfort and comedy beautifully. The stitching process is calming, the message is delightfully unhinged, and the finished piece feels like a private joke—or a very specific gift for the right person. It’s approachable for newer stitchers and satisfying for experienced ones who appreciate humor with their handiwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1210\" data-end=\"1356\"\u003ePerfect for stitching nights, stress relief, or crafting something you \u003cem data-start=\"1281\" data-end=\"1293\"\u003edefinitely\u003c\/em\u003e won’t hang in the living room (unless your household gets it).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1358\" data-end=\"1361\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1363\" data-end=\"1382\"\u003eWhat’s inside\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1383\" data-end=\"1522\"\u003e• Cross stitch fabric\u003cbr data-start=\"1404\" data-end=\"1407\"\u003e• Embroidery floss\u003cbr data-start=\"1425\" data-end=\"1428\"\u003e• Full-color pattern\u003cbr data-start=\"1448\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003e• Printed instructions\u003cbr data-start=\"1473\" data-end=\"1476\"\u003e• Two embroidery needles\u003cbr data-start=\"1500\" data-end=\"1503\"\u003e• Embroidery hoop\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1524\" data-end=\"1634\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1524\" data-end=\"1634\"\u003e(Kit photos show example packaging and contents; your kit will include the pattern shown in the main photo.)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1636\" data-end=\"1639\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1641\" data-end=\"1654\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1655\" data-end=\"1796\"\u003e• Deluxe cross stitch kit with all materials included\u003cbr data-start=\"1708\" data-end=\"1711\"\u003e• Designed by \u003cstrong data-start=\"1725\" data-end=\"1766\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"hover:entity-accent entity-underline inline cursor-pointer align-baseline\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"whitespace-normal\"\u003eMr. Stevers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1766\" data-end=\"1769\"\u003e• Gold frame not included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1798\" data-end=\"1801\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1803\" data-end=\"1824\"\u003eAbout This Item\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1825\" data-end=\"2071\"\u003eMade for stitchers who enjoy humor that’s a little sharp and a lot clever, this kit is a reminder that persistence comes in many forms—and that laughter is sometimes the best coping mechanism. Stitch responsibly. Gift carefully. Enjoy thoroughly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subversive Cross Stitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48233577906419,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/8258\/6355\/files\/IMG-2555.png?v=1767538072","url":"https:\/\/cozychaoscraftco.com\/products\/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-deluxe-cross-stitch-kit","provider":"Cozy Chaos Craft Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}