{"product_id":"not-today-satan","title":"Not Today, Satan – Deluxe Cross Stitch Kit","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"50\" data-end=\"232\"\u003eA firm boundary, clearly stated. \u003cem data-start=\"83\" data-end=\"101\"\u003eNot Today, Satan\u003c\/em\u003e is a satisfying cross stitch project for days when you’re choosing peace, persistence, or sheer stubbornness—one stitch at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"234\" data-end=\"418\"\u003eThis deluxe kit includes everything you need to complete the design shown, making it an easy, focused project with a finished piece that delivers a quiet (or not-so-quiet) declaration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"420\" data-end=\"575\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"420\" data-end=\"439\"\u003eWhat’s Included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"439\" data-end=\"442\"\u003e• Cross stitch fabric\u003cbr data-start=\"463\" data-end=\"466\"\u003e• Embroidery floss\u003cbr data-start=\"484\" data-end=\"487\"\u003e• Full-color pattern\u003cbr data-start=\"507\" data-end=\"510\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e• Step-by-step instructions\u003cbr data-start=\"537\" data-end=\"540\"\u003e• Two needles\u003cbr data-start=\"553\" data-end=\"556\"\u003e• Embroidery hoop\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"577\" data-end=\"780\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"577\" data-end=\"588\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"588\" data-end=\"591\"\u003e• Design area (on 14-count fabric): 4.36\" × 4.57\"\u003cbr data-start=\"640\" data-end=\"643\"\u003e• Gold frame not included\u003cbr data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"671\"\u003e• Kit photos show example packaging and contents; your kit will include the pattern shown in the main photo\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"782\" data-end=\"879\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003ePerfect for stress stitching, desk decor, or gifting to someone who’s simply not having it today.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subversive Cross Stitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48233579020531,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/8258\/6355\/files\/IMG-2628.png?v=1768246073","url":"https:\/\/cozychaoscraftco.com\/products\/not-today-satan","provider":"Cozy Chaos Craft Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}