{"product_id":"please-be-patient-with-me","title":"Please Be Patient With Me, I’m From the 1900’s – Deluxe Cross Stitch Kit","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"80\" data-end=\"276\"\u003eA gentle request with a very specific explanation. This cross stitch kit is perfect for anyone still mentally adjusting to the passage of time, new technology, and the general speed of everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"278\" data-end=\"463\"\u003eIt’s a fun, relatable project that stitches up into a finished piece guaranteed to get a knowing laugh—whether it’s for your own space or a gift for someone who remembers rotary phones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"620\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"484\"\u003eWhat’s Included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"484\" data-end=\"487\"\u003e• Cross stitch fabric\u003cbr data-start=\"508\" data-end=\"511\"\u003e• Embroidery floss\u003cbr data-start=\"529\" data-end=\"532\"\u003e• Full-color pattern\u003cbr data-start=\"552\" data-end=\"555\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e• Step-by-step instructions\u003cbr data-start=\"582\" data-end=\"585\"\u003e• Two needles\u003cbr data-start=\"598\" data-end=\"601\"\u003e• Embroidery hoop\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"778\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"638\"\u003eGood to Know\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"641\"\u003e• Wood frame not included\u003cbr data-start=\"666\" data-end=\"669\"\u003e• Kit photos show example packaging and contents; your kit will include the pattern shown in the main photo\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"875\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eA perfect project for nostalgic stitchers, dry-humor lovers, and anyone proudly from the 1900s.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subversive Cross Stitch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48233579380979,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/8258\/6355\/files\/IMG-2639.png?v=1768247430","url":"https:\/\/cozychaoscraftco.com\/products\/please-be-patient-with-me","provider":"Cozy Chaos Craft Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}