If At First You Don't Succeed Cross Stitch Kit

If At First You Don’t Succeed – Deluxe Cross Stitch Kit

“If at first you don’t succeed… it’s only attempted murder." You’ve got to keep trying! Not everyone gets it on the first go!

Dark humor, but make it cozy. This deluxe cross stitch kit is for stitchers who enjoy a little bite with their needlework—clever, irreverent, and best appreciated by those who understand that crafting can be both soothing and a place for mischievous humor.

Designed for relaxed, at-home stitching, this kit includes everything you need to bring the quote to life one stitch at a time. It’s a project that rewards patience, embraces the absurd, and is guaranteed to earn knowing laughs once finished.

Why you’ll love it

This kit balances comfort and comedy beautifully. The stitching process is calming, the message is delightfully unhinged, and the finished piece feels like a private joke—or a very specific gift for the right person. It’s approachable for newer stitchers and satisfying for experienced ones who appreciate humor with their handiwork.

Perfect for stitching nights, stress relief, or crafting something you definitely won’t hang in the living room (unless your household gets it).

What’s inside

• Cross stitch fabric
• Embroidery floss
• Full-color pattern
• Printed instructions
• Two embroidery needles
• Embroidery hoop

(Kit photos show example packaging and contents; your kit will include the pattern shown in the main photo.)

Details

• Deluxe cross stitch kit with all materials included
• Designed by Mr. Stevers
• Gold frame not included

About This Item

Made for stitchers who enjoy humor that’s a little sharp and a lot clever, this kit is a reminder that persistence comes in many forms—and that laughter is sometimes the best coping mechanism. Stitch responsibly. Gift carefully. Enjoy thoroughly.