Weird Witch Vinyl Sticker
We are offering free shipping on all orders over $75
PRODUCT DETAILS
Aspirational. Specific. Slightly ominous.
“My life goal is to become the local legend of the weird witch lady that lives in the creepy old house” sets a very clear trajectory—and honestly, it’s a strong one.
Soft cottagecore framing, mildly unhinged ambition. Perfect balance.
Ideal for laptops, water bottles, journals, or anywhere your long-term plans deserve visibility.
Details:
– Approx. 3”
– Durable vinyl with 5+ years of sticking power
– Waterproof, scratch-proof & UV-resistant
– Strong adhesive that stays put
Goals should be realistic. Or at least memorable.
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Most orders ship from our Coos Bay studio in 3–5 business days. Print-on-demand items ship directly from our production partners and may arrive separately. Free U.S. shipping on orders $75+; standard rates apply below that. Local pickup is available for in-studio items.
Once shipped, carriers handle delivery. We’re not responsible for lost or stolen packages, but we’ll help track issues when possible. If your order arrives damaged, email hello@cozychaoscraftco.com within 7 days.
Because our items are created in small batches (and some are made-to-order), we do not offer refunds. We offer store credit or exchanges within 30 days for unused, unopened items in original condition.
Final sale: sale items, handmade goods, custom orders, workshops, and print-on-demand products.
To start an exchange or credit request, email hello@cozychaoscraftco.com.




