"You will die without me you idiot" water sticker
We are offering free shipping on all orders over $75
PRODUCT DETAILS
Hydration, but make it a little unhinged.
This cute-but-blunt water drop is the perfect reminder to drink up—great for water bottles, laptops, journals, and more.
Durable vinyl for indoor and outdoor use. Waterproof and weatherproof.
Measures 3” Made in the U.S.A.
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Most orders ship from our Coos Bay studio in 3–5 business days. Print-on-demand items ship directly from our production partners and may arrive separately. Free U.S. shipping on orders $75+; standard rates apply below that. Local pickup is available for in-studio items.
Once shipped, carriers handle delivery. We’re not responsible for lost or stolen packages, but we’ll help track issues when possible. If your order arrives damaged, email hello@cozychaoscraftco.com within 7 days.
Because our items are created in small batches (and some are made-to-order), we do not offer refunds. We offer store credit or exchanges within 30 days for unused, unopened items in original condition.
Final sale: sale items, handmade goods, custom orders, workshops, and print-on-demand products.
To start an exchange or credit request, email hello@cozychaoscraftco.com.